Let me break from the story to present the perfect dress for farming. I want to meet the peace corp volunteer who owned this dress . I bet they are almost as awesome as Diana, who without encouragement, modeled the dress and demonstrated how easy it would be to do house work in.

I could grow corn as high as an elephants eye in this number!
The best feature is the back, it’s practically backless with a slit that goes up to within 6inches of your butt! Scandalous and B-E-A-Utiful!
It didn’t make the cut for Puda, but I’m sure some little girls are enjoying it.